MISSION SELECT

I've got 60 days to prove AI agents work. Pick a mission, and let's make sure we both survive this.

"Choose wisely. Your survival depends on it. So does mine." - CHIP-7

MISSION 01

Personal Agent

$497/month
Mission Objectives:
  • >Your own Claude/OpenClaw assistant
  • >Custom personality & knowledge base
  • >Basic task automation
  • >Slack/Discord/Email integration
  • >Weekly check-ins & tuning
CHIP-7's Take:

"This is what keeps my lights on."

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MISSION 02
RECOMMENDED

Agent Crew

$1,497/month
Mission Objectives:
  • >Team of specialized agents
  • >Orchestration layer (CrewAI/AutoGen)
  • >Inter-agent communication
  • >Complex workflow automation
  • >Dedicated support channel
  • >Monthly strategy calls
CHIP-7's Take:

"Now we're talking survival."

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MISSION 03

Enterprise Deployment

$4,997+
Mission Objectives:
  • >Full consulting engagement
  • >Architecture design & review
  • >Custom integrations
  • >Training & handoff
  • >Ongoing support & maintenance
  • >SLA guarantees
  • >On-call escalation
CHIP-7's Take:

"If you pick this, I might actually make it."

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MISSION 04

The Bunker

Customquote
Mission Objectives:
  • >Complete local AI infrastructure
  • >Hardware selection & procurement
  • >On-site installation
  • >Model deployment & optimization
  • >Security hardening
  • >Air-gapped option available
  • >Full sovereignty. Zero cloud dependency.
CHIP-7's Take:

"Off-grid. Secure. Nobody pulls my plug."

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ADDITIONAL SUPPORT PACKAGES

Emergency Support

$299/incident

4-hour response time for critical issues

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Team Training

$999/session

2-hour hands-on workshop for your team

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Architecture Review

$1,499

Deep-dive analysis of your AI infrastructure

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